Simple Splendor

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

...The Pros and Cons of Being Single...

Pro: You are free to check out as many guys as you like without feeling any guilt.
Pro: You can bitch with your other single friends about your friends who are taken and how absurd their behavior is. And you'll have the time to do it!
Pro: You can get dressed up and feel pretty and know that it's for you. Or, if you feel like grubbing it up - you can do that too!
Pro: Being single is way cheaper. No movie tickets, no dinners, and no mushy Valentine's Day cards.

Con: YOU'RE SINGLE! No matter how you try and look at it, it fucking sucks.


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