Simple Splendor

Monday, June 13, 2005

Originally uploaded by Amy Cow.

We just had to take a picture of me with the pig that was so hungry he ate his own chin. Don't bother asking. There is honestly no funny story behind it. Come to think of it, there is no story behind it what so ever. I just kind of proclaimed it and demanded that Qasir take the picture.

It doesn't help that it's a bad picture - of both myself and the pig!


  • Of course there's a story behind just haven't realized it. The little pig named Jimmy was a portly little hog. He would waddle from one end of Pig Town to the next. One day Betsy, a girl pig that Jimmy had a HUGE crush on was sitting on a bench all alone and Jimmy went to go sit beside her. But as Jimmy approached he heard Betsy's friends approaching and quickly hid. They sat down beside Betsy and made fun of Jimmy's weight. Jimmy heart broken went of a diet of epic proportions. Becoming so hungry he consumed his own chin. He was labelled as a hero from that forth in Pig Town and everywhere else. And hand puppets of his magnificent sacriface where placed in dollar stores throughout the country. The End.

    By Blogger Kaiser, at June 15, 2005 7:09 p.m.  

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